Paradox’s Paraphrases – mangling cliches – Dec 2008

A watched road never moves [while looking out a window for someone overdue]

Garbage In – smelly computer

Golden Rule -  ”he with a gold bar in his fist can give u a concussion”

Imitation is the sincerest form of copying

The more things change, the harder it is to recognize them again.

No matter where u go, you’ve left

No pain, no bad sensation

Waist not – pants fall off

What goes around – is circular

Verbal contracts – “a verbal contract is worth the pixels it’s displayed on”

You can lead a horse to water – but u can’t make him turn the faucet